Shirt Archive takes 5.6 seconds to load its hero image. Most visitors will have moved on to a competitor by then.

Damage assessment

01
LCP 5.6 s. Visitors have finished browsing a competitor's entire clearance section by the time your hero loads.
How to fix this
02
Lighthouse performance 76/100 on mobile. That is a C+ in most schools, but apparently passing here.
How to fix this
03
No X-Frame-Options header. The site can be loaded inside an iframe on any malicious domain without resistance.
How to fix this
04
HSTS missing. Browsers will not remember to use HTTPS on next visit, leaving the door open to downgrade attacks.
How to fix this
05
Insufficient color contrast in some text. Accessibility is not optional, and neither is readable text.
06
No script-src or default-src in Content Security Policy. Inline scripts can run freely, as if the policy never existed.
How to fix this

Fix LCP first. The 5.6 second load time is costing conversions. Then add X-Frame-Options and HSTS headers to close the security gaps.

By category

Performance: 70
SEO: 99
Accessibility: 87
Security: 62
Copy & clarity: 100

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Scanned Sun, 20 Sep 2026 13:55:29 GMT. Roast written by AI from the scan data. Passive scan: we only read public pages. Is this your site? Remove this roast.