☢ Nuke my site

How bad is your website, really?

Paste a URL. We scan it, score the damage from 0 to 100, and roast it. Brutal about the site, never about the people.

Free. Passive scan only: no logins, no attacks, GET requests only.

01

Paste a URL

Any public site. We only read what a browser would.

02

We scan it

Security headers, SEO, accessibility, WordPress exposure, broken links and Google PageSpeed.

03

You get roasted

A blast radius from 0 to 100 and a roast tied to real findings. Shareable. Painful.